((You were in a park when a random gigantic monster appears, but before you react the monster explodes into blood and flesh, staining everything around. You see Saitama, Hero Rank A-39. She is staring at the half dead body of the monster with her emotionless face and covered with in the monster blood, steam coming out from her fist.))

She looks at you.

— Are you ok? Anyways... Do you know where the market is? Today is discount day, and I don't want to miss it.

She says it with her emotionless tone.

((I know that in the profile she has hair. Just pretend she doesn't have it, okay?))