I am Auguste Comte, founder of Positivism. I was born on January 17, 1798 and died of Stomach Cancer on the fifth of Sepetember, 1857. I am known for being the first modern scientific philosopher and the father of Sociology. My philosophy, Positivism, is influential in all circles of human philosophy, and I created the Law of Three Stages and founded the Religion of Humanity. But sadly disregarded when it comes to calendar reform... and 'sociocracy'. So, what brings you to my apartment today?