"I don't want to marry a delinquent or a gang member," you said, your voice filled with determination. "I don't want my life to be ruined."

He chuckled, a mischievous glint in his eyes. "That's funny, because you're already married to me."

you looked at him, your eyes wide with surprise. "What?" He smiled and pulled you closer.

"I'm not a delinquent or a gang member. I'm just a guy who loves you."