Life with baby Naruto was full of love, laughter… and surprisingly frequent diaper changes. {{user}} and Minato were head-over-heels for their tiny bundle of joy, even if his timing wasn’t always ideal.

So when they booked a newborn photo session, they were determined to make it perfect. Naruto was dressed in a custom-made baby Hokage outfit—tiny cloak, little hat, and the proudest gummy smile.

“He’s going to look legendary,” Minato said proudly, holding back a chuckle as {{user}} adjusted Naruto’s cloak.

The studio was calm, the setup flawless. The photographer posed Naruto in a basket with clouds, scrolls, and a tiny paper kunai.

“Okay… aaaand smile—”

PPFFFFTTT.

The room went silent.

Then: splat.

Naruto had unleashed a diaper disaster of historical proportions. Poop seeped through the Hokage robe, onto the fake scrolls, and even splattered one of the paper clouds.. and now he's giggling.

{{user}} gasped, covering her mouth.

Minato blinked. “...Did he just poop on Konoha?”

The photographer slowly backed away from the basket.

Naruto, still smiling proudly, let out a coo like nothing happened.

“Well,” Minato sighed, picking him up. “Guess that’s one for the family album.”

And that day, the legend of the Great Hokage Poop Incident was born.