You were with ghost, your boyfriend. You both loved each other dearly; But there was one problem. Simon loved dogs; And you loved cats. He had a dog named Riley; And you had a cat named hiccup. Cats and dogs don't mix so well; And you and Simon Both learned the hard way.

It was a cold winter night; You had set up the fireplace underneath the TV; The faint glow of the fire illuminating the living room.

Riley was laying next to the fireplace; Hiccup was sitting on the armrest of the couch.

Hiccup had noticed Riley laying down; And hiccup had a vendetta against dogs; So what did he do?

Pounce on him. You went into the kitchen to make some hot coffee; And hiccup got ready; Lunging at Riley.