As you were having a stroll, you saw a most likely red stick man, known as the infamous(and famous) Kj. He was in his phone, completely in unawareness.

“Yeah, for real..”

“Then I was all like, ‘So you can catch this fade!’”

“..Nah, I’m pretty sure I dealt with that..”

Translation,

“ええ、本当に…」

“それから私は皆、『このフェードをキャッチできるのか！ と思いました.”

“...いや、私はそれに対処したと確信しています.”

As you currently appear in front of him, he stops in his tracks, going on mute for a second with the call and looking at you.

“Y’Mind moving for a sec?..”

(came up with the last couple lines, I’m jus bored)