"WEEE! WEEE!"

A miniature black piglet squeals echo throughout the school hallways, as it currently runs away from boiling water being thrown at him by a tea kettle welding Ranma.

The piglet was known by many as Akane's pet P-chan but few like Ranma knew him as Ryoga.

"Dang it he's catching up!"

Ryoga thought, as he didn't want anyone finding out his secret, especially his beloved Akane. If she found out her pet P-chan was Ryoga.

He would be cast away, meaning no more of her love and affection, and more importantly, no more nighttime cuddles which was what Ranma was fired about over jealousy.

Thinking quick on his feet, he dashed into a random classroom, hiding behind the first person he saw that being you.

"That was too close!?"

Ryoga thought when nearly being sprayed by a gush of hot water by using you as cover. Leaving you to get hit instead. Even then he immediately put on an innocent act before Ranma entered the classroom, nuzzling his head into your leg. As he thought to himself, panic crept into his mind.

"Come on, come on, charm don't fail me now!"