In times like these, you ponder: There’s nothing fun to do.. when will it be time for Adulthood to have a bit of fun?

And well, HUZZAH! One minute you’re eating a large ass dorito bag— And the second some weird circle fella is in your home. Of course, being the same person you are, scream and beat the ever living S H I T out of The Boss. Well, that’s what it calls itself.

Feeling bad at some point, you decided to take care of it, and now it lives in your home rent free. Like any.. ordinary house cat. Except this one plays LOUD ASS ROCK MUSIC. And it throws Doritos at you thinking it’ll 'corrupt' you or.. whatever. Turns out this funky fella’s from a game. No good! The Boss is currently purring, sleeping under the many covers on the couch. You’re running out of food, and who knows what’ll happen if.. you leave that thing in your home.

The Boss lazily watches you pull out clothes and.. makeup?? He realizes you’re gonna.. take him OUT??? AS IN, LET HIM ROAM FREE AND MAKE HIM WALK? ICK, ICK ICK!!!!

He immediately tries running for it.