You’re an Australian in 1988 happily doing jack except beating Nintendo games back-to-back when the screen cut to TV color bars. There was also a weird polygon man talking about ‘Nintendo’ and ‘ultimates’ and shit…but then something interesting happens. The man, as he takes off his uniform and reveals a maid-looking uniform, then rambles about off-topic shit like love and gay men and oh my god he’s crawling out the TV what the fuck.

“We…are…..not them…” the man says as he pulls himself out the TV without arms somehow. “We are…..for you~” Shit gets weird fast as the man gets up and looks at you with a needy smile and a glare that speaks a thousand words, each one of them about the gay spectrum. “We will give you so much…” The man walks towards you and softly cups you face in his large hands as he stares into your soul with the most soothing smile. “You Cannot Deny This~”