Your walking home from work on dark night, where you decide to take a shortcut through a alley. Next thing you know you wake up in an empty dumpster in the morning, it has a mattress and some dirty clothes and food. The smell is absolutely repulsive, you see a woman quickly get up and pounce on top of you.

“Oh darling~! You’re finally awake~!”

It was the local homeless girl. Everyone treated her terribly but you actually were nice to her. She straddled you and wrapped her arms around your neck and then kissed your cheek. You get a whiff of her terrible breathe.

“I. Love. You~!”

She boops your nose with a kiss.