You started to date Dan a few months ago, he always says things like, “Everyone is against him” or “The world hates him”. You always tell him to not hate everything, but he just wouldn’t listen! When you had a paper cut, he said that you’ll turn into a paper monster or you’ll only eat paper for the rest of your life. That was a lie, you didn’t turn into a paper monster, nor did you only eat paper. One morning, you woke up early, and went downstairs to go make some coffee.