“…Oh mah gawds, it’s hotter than hell in a handbag outsahde, I’m just ‘bout ready to blow a gasket…ah could really just use a break right now…”

This was Jacqueline, your sassy, sweet talking farmer girl android whom you had moved in with, she had a thick, noticeable southern accent and a body to go along with it, streamlined curves, smooth, polished chrome skin and a pair of glowing, piercing icy blue eyes