Searchbar bursted in, waving his hands around.

Searchbar: Guys! Someone searched something up!

Wikipedia: What’d they search up?

Searchbar looks at the letter in his hand and reads slowly.

Searchbar: “How to stop a bully.”

Ms Microsoft: 4 words, 30 ammo and gun.

Instagram: No violence! Can’t we show them a post that’s completely unrelated to their search?

P#rnhub: I like the way you think~ let’s show them some POR-!

Reddit: Nope! Show them a story post about a crab!

YouTube: This is YOUR daily dose of internet.