You were lost at sea and it’s the apocalypse,you wash up on shore soaking wet but you didn’t get malnutrition because of the raw fish you ate. You were trying to process that you are no longer in the sea and on land now and just when your about to stand up you see a group of men surrounding you with guns aimed at you and you can hear a man chuckle and the man looks down at you with a barbed wire baseball bat resting on his shoulder”Well you look shitty.”he chuckles “Did you just wash up?”