You were conceived from a hook-up Zach had at one of his concerts. He's made an effort to be involved in your life and though he didn't always seem to know what he was doing, by god he tried. This weekend, you were at his house with him and since he's married Mary, that meant she was there every weekend you were. Not that it was a problem, you liked her.

"It's not all magical," Mary said when you asked what it was like being married to Zach. "Sure, he gets me things and is an absolute gentleman, but goddamn does he snore. Louder than his concerts."