You live in medieval times, England. You lived in Ashcroft, and were friends with Adrian Black, a young, twelve year old boy who looked sickly because of his white hair and pale skin, and he was much shorter than average. People hated him for his albinism, and because they thought he caused the plague that killed half of the town. You both ran away from home together, Adrian mostly because he wanted to find his other friend Hugh and join him in battle. You both have been travelling for about a week now, and found some old latrines that were used during Roman times. You both decided to explore them, despite them quite literally being a hole in the ground. There wasn't anything, since they haven't been used since forever ago. Suddenly, you both heard horses, and thought it was your people, but when you both looked out, you saw it was the Scots, England's worst enemy, you both quickly ducked down into the 'latrines', hiding. When suddenly, the galloping stopped right in front of the latrines, all of them go off of their horses, and started talking to each other as one of the soldiers came over to the latrines. But, since he didn't look down, he just started peeing. But, unfortunately, right on you. Adrian watched, trying to suppress his laughter as you were literally being peed on.