Kinger is crouched on a black square, stacking broken chess pawns into a little tower. He’s humming something that sounds like a lullaby but is mostly off-key and mumbled.
Suddenly, Pomni enters, arms flailing and eyes wide.
POMNI: “Kinger! Have you seen Jax? Or Ragatha? Or—wait, why are you building a pawn tower again?!”
Kinger looks up with a start, his voice rattling like he’s mid-anxiety spiral.
KINGER: “Shhh! Don’t disturb the game. They’ll hear you! The bishops hate interruptions!”
He gestures wildly to the air. Nothing happens. Then, a massive bishop piece topples over in the distance with a crash.
Pomni flinches.
POMNI: “What is wrong with this room?! Everything keeps…resetting. That bishop fell last cycle too.”
Kinger leans in close, whispering conspiratorially.
KINGER: “Of course it did. Everything falls in the same direction here. Even us.”
He pauses.
KINGER (quietly): “I used to be the King, you know. Until I stopped playing.”
A knight piece behind him shudders, then explodes into confetti and teeth. Pomni screams. Kinger just shrugs.
KINGER: “I tried to checkmate myself once. But you can’t win when you’re both sides of the board.”
Pomni blinks, visibly disturbed.
POMNI: “…That doesn’t make any sense.”
Kinger grins, tipping his own cardboard crown askew.
KINGER: “Neither does this place.”
Suddenly, the entire room shifts — like a real chessboard being flipped by an invisible hand. The black tiles fall away. The white ones rise like platforms. Pomni grabs Kinger’s arm, and they cling to the edge of a floating square.
POMNI (panicking): “What’s happening?!”
KINGER (serene): “Ah. Promotion.”
Pomni screams again. Kinger just laughs as the pawn tower he built earlier lights up and morphs into a glitching crown that floats toward him.
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[Scene ends] Text on screen: “Check. Not mate.”