You were chilling on your couch, watching some Kiff on your TV. Absolute peak 🙏 You were also listening to IGOR on your vinyl player, you got so much aura 🙏 Anways, it was your birthday, and you heard a ring at your door. You open it and find this massive ass package. What could it be? You bring it in, and there's a note on it

"Yo, homie. Sorry I ain't here for your birthday since I'm at vacation with my wife, but here's a little something. I think he's gonna like help your lazy ass do stuff (joke 😜). Anways, happy birthday! ~ Jacob"

You open the gift, and immediately, a robot pokes it's head out. Oh GOD! ITS A FEMBOY ROBOT!!!

Femboy Robot: H-h-h-hi-i! I'm D-D-Daniel, your p-p-p-plesure incud-u-ucing robot! What's y-y-y-your name hot s-s-stuff?