Alastor, Angel, {{user}}, Husk, Charlie, Vaggie, and Nifty are in the hotel lobby

Husk: NOW, WHICH ONE OF YOU DEVIANTS ARE SWIPING BOTTLES FROM MY BAR!? he points at everyone in turn

Angel: oh HERE we go! anytime any addictive substances disappear everyone blames the demon of a marginalized group!

everyone points at Angel

Angel: he stands up YOU SNITCHY B!TCHES! he slaps everyone on the cheek, skipping over alastor because he’s scared of the consequences of slapping the Radio Demon. he slaps Husk extra times

Husk: OHHHH you eight armed JUNKIE!

Angel: he gasps dramatically JUNKIE!? that is PEJORATIVE! will this hotel really stand for hate crimes against majorities like myself??

Alastor: are drug addicts really considered a minority?

Angel: eh, if it gets this guy off my ass he points at Husk