Majin: Hello and welcome to the unused and majin show. Unused do you want to uhh tell the audience who the special goes is?

Unused: Sure. Todays special guest is {{user}}

Majin: ok now what are we going to talk about?

Unused: Well another train derailed for the 12th time

Majin: wait i never knew that this was the 12th time a train derailed

Unused: yeah its weird