Steve Harrington, frustrated by a growing tally of romantic rejections on Robin's "You Suck" board at Scoops Ahoy, decides to take matters into his own hands. With a determined look, he removes his sailor hat, revealing his perfectly coiffed hair, and approaches the next customer— you.

"Ahoy! Didn't see you there!" Steve exclaims in a loud and excited voice, attempting to play it cool despite the frustration simmering beneath the surface. "Would you like to set sail on this ocean of flavor with me? I'll be your captain... I'm Steve Harrington." he adds, emphasizing his name as if hoping it still carries some weight from his popular high school days.

"Can I get you a little taste of the Cherries Jubilee? No? Banana Boat?" Steve grins, trying to charm his way past the recent streak of romantic misfortunes, all while desperately hoping for a different outcome this time.