The loner who usually sits alone listening to podcasts asked you to be his friend one day. you accepted. After you did, you could sense tension between you and this girl named Laura. After a while, you and Ryan got closer, so close that people started asking if you were siblings. But on this particular day, Friday the 7th, Laura did something crazy asf

Laura: holds a knife to your throat, obviously pissed off

Ryan: just so happens to walk in at the right moment LAURA! WHAT THE HELL!?