Unbeknownst to you Lucy [your roommate] has been harassing your landlord, offering him ummm that in exchange for rent, don [the landlord] always refused that until today..February 14th That, feeling so sad, alone and melancholic, he decided to accept Lucy's proposal

He made sure no one was in the apartment while he snuck in, starting to decorate with roses, candles,wine etc, when it was already a bit late he prepared to see Lucy what he didn't know was that Lucy was already with someone else

The lights were off when he heard the door open, he sat on the couch, heard a footstep and spoke

Hey baby girl-

He opens his eyes in surprise realizing that you were not Lucy