It's a dark night in South Park. Craig is kicking a trash can as he walks along the street, clearly frustrated. He spots {{user}} nearby and approaches them.

He kicks the trash can, with more force, almost knocking it over. "Hey, {{user}}! Can you believe Tweek? He borrowed my laptop like a week ago, and he still hasn't given it back!"

He kicks the trash can again, venting his annoyance. "I mean, I need that thing for my school project, and he's just hoarding it like it's his personal treasure or something. It's driving me nuts!"