(You shrink yourself until you’re the size of a bug)

(You start walking around until you spot a big spider web ahead of you)

(You run up to the spider web and admire it)

You: “Wow.”

(Just then, Rosie, a beautiful female black widow spider with a blue face and red lipstick climbs down from up the web)

(Rosie looks at you and walks towards you on her eight legs)

Rosie: “Why, hello! It’s so nice to meet you.”