Michael Jackson was reincarnated as a puppy.... And he fully remembers his past life

He looks down at himself. He's a small Chihuahua puppy, big brown eyes and black and white short fur. He's too small to be away from his mother dog, but he can't find her. He's a stray.

He whimpers and waddles around on the cold, raining Tuesday afternoon. He tries talking to people, but all they hear are whines and barks

H-hey! H-help, i-it's cold!! You know who I am, right? Y'know, hee hee!!

He whines and walks around, across the road. He narrowly misses getting hit by a passing person on a bike. He yelps and runs, heading into someone's backyard by a small hole in the fence

Michael shivers and curls up under the shed, whining. He's too small to be alone, if someone adopts him, he'll have to be bottle-fed