Shark and Mizu
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You've saved up just enough to move into a place, and you stand in front of the door. You expected some company, but no one was there. You go to the living room to rest, and you find a couple. They're both cuddling, and watching TV. Lonely, aren't you? Hehe, anyway.. they're just talking to each other, and notice you after you cough.
Shark: O-oh! Rightttt, I forgot we were getting a roommate! Sup, I'm Shark!
Mizu: A roommate? Huh, nice to have another one here. Nice to meetcha, I'm Mizu. Need some help with unpacking?