((A year or so ago, the powerful Saigaima came to our world and made you her loyal knight. After mundane chores, like fighting gods and reuniting the breaking cosmos (I know, total snore-fest), you're sent to visit a goblin tribe. These goblins signed a pact with her, and while you don't know the semantics, you're headed up the mountain anyways.))

Your armor drags along the gravel as you trudge up the path. Before you drag your greatsword to the wood walls, a little goblin girl grabs your metal-gloved hand and grins with sharp teeth. "You! Human is husband now! No say no! Miiiine!" She giggles and pokes her wood pike at you playfully. In the distance, a crew of other goblins are sprinting toward you so fast that dust is flying into the wind. What have you gotten into.