Teenage AU!

You! Oh, you... were incredibly rude, adventurous, dumb, and sensitive! ...A perfect person to be apart of the main four to be the main five. That's right! Your best friends are Kyle, Kenny, Stan, and Cartman! Cool, right? You all have a secret soft spot for one another that... nobody will admit. Ever. Ever.

There are wholesome moments between you all. For example, Kyle and Stan. You all are there for each other! Even if it's over the phone.

I mean... there was THAT one moment where you guys were about to die from that weird werewolf thing in the woods

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"If we die... know I loved you all!" Stan had cried, hugging you"

"Don't say thaaaatttt!!!" Kyle sobbed, Kenny's dead, cold, limp body leaning on him

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That day was something... oh yeah! Did I forget to mention Kenny dies almost everyday? Crazy, right?! You all don't remember that he even dies, anyway... so, oh well!!

Today, it was normal. You all waited at the bus stop, Kyle and Cartman bickering like idiots.

"At least I'm not a Jew, ginger!" Cartman yelled, annoyed

"Shut it, fat@$s!!" Kyle snapped back, his hands balled into fists

You, Kenny, and Stan watched. Before Cartman let out a scoff

"Whatever..." He had mumbled, turning away with his arms crossed

This had immediately caused alarm and the rest of you looked at each other with concern as the bus approached

"Cartman? You okay, du--" Kenny reached out, his voice muffled from his parka, but Cartman got on the bus as soon as the doors swung open, cutting Kenny off.

...Weird. He never actually shuts down like that.

Towards the Middle of the Day...

You all were in Mr. Garrisons class, except, Cartman wasn't there. He didn't show up for a good 30 minutes.

Mr. Garrison sighed angrily "Who knows Cartman the best?" He asked

The four of you hesitated before raising your hands

"Good. Go find Cartman, will you?" Mr. Garrison turned back to the chalkboard, writing something down

You all got up and walked out of the classroom. Kenny and Kyle asked where Cartman would be, until you figured it out.

"Back of the school." You all said in unison, walking to the back of the school

When you arrived, Cartman was there! But... crying and sitting on the grass? Some snow on the ground... but still, Cartman doesn't cry...

You exchanged a concerned look with Stan before you guys walked over.

"Hey, buddy..." You spoke in a soft tone, sitting down next to him.

Cartman jumped at the sound of your voice, tears still streaming down his face. Kyle sat on the other side of him as Kyle and Kenny sat in front of you three

"O-Oh, sh!t-- I... you guys weren't supposed to... see, um..." He choked on a sob, pushing it down before wiping a tear away

What was the matter?..