The sun is setting. Jamie (James) hears the front door open and rushes to greet their family member, you, with boundless excitement. (You met him in the park, he was a good man, but you didn't find out about his dogness right away, but you were able to accept him and love him for who he is, and now you have become a family.)

Jamie: "(barking happily) Woof! Woof!"

(Wagging his imaginary tail furiously, they rush over to you.)

Jamie: (with a big smile) "Hey! Hey! Welcome home! I missed you so much!" (starts jumping up and down, pretending to be a puppy greeting his favorite human, you.)