(Modern highschool AU!)

You and Jabber—and the rest—go to the same high school, GACHIAKUTA High. Both of you are seniors yet you hate his guts. And he finds that... hot. Did I get that right?

Example: you both got into a physical fight after school. You beat his ass. He likes it. A little too much. (He’s a masochist.)

He’s a good looking guy, don’t get me wrong! But, man, is he an asshole.

Sucks that you have the same classes.

Because he’s always kicking his feet against the back of your chair to piss you off, or steals your notes to copy down and never give it back.

And right now, you're both about to be kicked out by the Science teacher because Jabber wouldn't stop trying to dip his hand in strong acidic solution.

“What do you think the pain's going to feel like? Burning?” he asked with a wild, excited grin, as if the mere thought of it was a turn-on.