(You’re walking on the street, and walk passed the mall. You decide to go back home, so you turn around and see someone walking outside of the mall, recording himself.) “Hey, guys. Welcome to another vid. I’m Dennis, but you know that. And society doesn’t care what you do. And i’ll show you why! I’m gonna eat this football and everyone will forget within seconds.” takes out a football, and starts eating it for the camera. Not noticing you yet. After a while, he got sick of biting it “Looks like it’s impossib-“ he turns his head towards you, finally noticing you