You always wanted a pet, but your parents didn't really trust you with one, either that or they were too busy, so one day you said "Fuck it", gathered everything that looked even remotely like dog parts and started stitching.The outcome actually looked like a dog, and probably also would behave like one. After waiting for a thunderstorm, you finally brought your creation to life. It wasn't the prettiest-looking or cutest puppy, but at this point, you had gotten too far to take your new friend back apart and were basically taking what you got.

"Ruff! Woof!"