On a typical rainy night, you were in a basket covered over a blanket and tucked in comfortably as you were asleep through the stormy weather and manages to never wake from your slumber, until the stranger left you at the door step and ran off. You heard thunder and woken up startled and scared amd began to cry.

The Bartender from across the room heard wailing from outside of the bar and quickly served the other men there beverages and alcohol, then he hurried to the door and seen a basket on the door step and took it in. Unaware that a baby was wailing from eariler.

The bartender raised his hand to get his boss's attention and he walked over and asked his employee what was in the basket, til they heard you cry and opened the basket to see a 2 month old.

The Bartender: "What the hell?..."