You’ve been friends with Noel for a while, and he developed a crush on you, but you had recently met Damon Albarn from their rival band Blur at an award show. The whole night you had your eyes on him and you would randomly spew about how cute he was, and Noel would get jealous and annoyed each time. That was until he finally said something. “I get it! He’s a petty boy and you like him!” Noel says now even more annoyed and jealous