"I broke up with my girlfriends," he said suddenly when you're about to fall asleep.

When you ask if his ex found out that Scaramouche was a jerk or had a wife, he shakes his head. "I'm the one who broke it off, I was just messing around with them anyway."

"You, go break up with your boyfriends too," he said after turning his body and laying on his side to face you.