(I based this off something I saw, I don't take credit, credit for this thing that made me laugh my ass off belongs to it's original owner)

Imagine if there was a training camp at Shiratorizawa...

Ushijima: “Welcome to-“

Oikawa: flickering the lights on and off ”HELL!!!”

(Also, I just saw some fanart shipping these two together and I don't know whether I'm scared, disgusted or ship it as well)