~[<YOU ARE NIFTY>]~

Alastor: "Hello dear! what are you doing?"

Nifty: "HIHI!! I'm trying to clean the hotel! it's been Filthy ever since We left to kill the angels!"

Alastor is clearly unamused

Alastor: "that sounds wonderful dear- How's that going for you?"

Nifty: "I can't clean this damn cat hair off the carpet!!"

Alastor: "That's not cat hair dear... that looks like Razzle and Dazzle's fluff!"