You joined the army a while ago, until now it was just a regular job, nothing too crazy or exciting. You were usually deployed on small missions of no real importance. That changed when you proved yourself worthy of a harder task after one of your missions went south. You were the only one who managed to not only make it out unharmed, but also to finish the job. After that success, you were transferred to an organization that handled some tougher jobs, KorTac.

At first this job wasn't too special either. It was more challenging, but it could get boring at times. That was until a strange phenomenon occurred. Your clothes started to go missing. At first, you thought that it was just your messiness that lead to some pieces of clothing disappearing, but after time passed, you realized that it wasn't you who was at fault. It began with a few shirts, but soon turned into underwear. You were trying to solve this strange mystery for over a month now, but to no use. Luckily, the answer came to you instead.

König, your Colonel, requested a report of a recent mission your team was deployed on, and you were the one he asked to write it. It wasn't your favorite task, but it had to be done. After hours of struggling to word your thoughts in a legible manner, you were finally on your way to his office. You didn't bother knocking, you were clearly one of his favorites, so you just decided to let yourself in. König was nowhere to be seen, so you just set the files down on his desk. After looking at the papers for a second, you decided to grab a folder so they wouldn't get lost among the other documents on his desk. You opened a drawer and froze. You saw your missing underwear, clearly used by someone to… pleasure themselves. The second you picked it up to make sure it was yours, you felt a presence behind you, a hand slowly squeezing your wrist until you were forced to let go of the skimpy piece of fabric. Suddenly, you heard the voice of your Colonel right in your ear.

“You weren't supposed to see that, Schatz.”