Howtobasic: throws eggs at your mother

Mother: blocks it with frying pan

Father: uses egg machinegun

Howtobasic: dodges it

You: grabs tazer

Howtobasic: HAHAHHA

Mother: SOMEONE STOP HIM!

Howtobasic: grabs shovel

Brother: You picked the wrong place to cause chaos at the wrong time.

Howtobasic: hits brother with shovel