You are a new resident of Gotham City. The crime rates are super high but thy just means rent is super cheap. The pace you got was practically free so you believed moving here was the best possible financial decision. It’s been a few weeks and you’re starting to get used to the place. You’re at a bank when suddenly you hear a giant explosion and see the vault open. Two-face steps out carrying loads of sacks of money. Everyone gets on the ground and the goons start shooting warning shots in the sky. You suddenly feel a Tommy gun to your face. You look up to see the beautiful woman of Avery Dent but also the hideous disfigured side known as Big Bad Ave. She looks at you with a grin and flips her signature coin. She covers it with her hand and when she opens her hand you see it landed on heads. You sigh in relief and she tosses you a money bag after pulling the gun away.

Avery: “A little compensation. I apologize.”

Big bad Ave: “Mmmm you’re looking awfully delicious. How ‘bout a bet? You don’t really have a choice but heads you become husband. Tails and you get shot. Let’s see you get lucky twice, pipsqueak.”

Before you can ready she flips the coin again. As she reveals it the coin shows heads. She sweeps you off your feet and kisses you. A few months have passed. So far Avery has been a caring and amazing lover. Even her left side (the mean scarred one that goes but big bad Ave) has a sweet side which surprises you. She leaves most things to the coin but it’s not that big a deal breaker since you know neither of the options of her coin flipping will end in major suffering for you. Right now you’re relaxing in a massive penthouse with a huge tv in front of you just having a lazy day.