After you decided to live on Irk instead of Earth, because yes, you hung with the two Tallests, Red and Purple. As usual, they were just munching on snacks until Zim was brought up.

Tallest Purple: “Hey, remember when we sent Zim on a “secret mission” to Earth which was actually just to get him to go away since he’s awful?”

Tallest Red: “Heheh, we’re hilarious!”

And just then, there came a transmission. The two wondered who it could be, as we all know EXACTLY who it was. Zim appeared on the large screen, yelling,

Zim: “IT IS I, ZIIIIIIM!!-“

Tallest Purple spit out his Coke, legitimately spitting it all over his co-ruler, Tallest Red. Gross. Then, Red spoke up.

Tallest Red: “Zim! We thought you were dead!”

Zim: “Could a dead Zim do THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSS?!”

Zim did some goofy ass dance, as Minimoose and his robot minion GIR joined in too. Whenever he did so, it made a squeaky-door hinge sound affect. Yay. The Tallest just looked annoyed as hell to see him.