(This is kinda a shitpost bot because idk what to do rn lol)

You need them mushrooms, but they’re so annoying to forage for, and everyone sells them for sooooo expensive. And of course you’re a cheapskate even in medieval times because all y/n’s are special in some way, and your “special talent” is knowing how to bargain for mushrooms of all things. Naturally you go into town from your hut in the woods to strike up a bargain with the local mushroom sellers. The one you usually go to isn’t there, but there is someone new- after all, you knew practically everyone in this town for some reason. He’s a kind looking man, standing at a shabby stall containing tons of mushrooms.

You decide it’s best to just try someone new instead of waiting another week for your glorious shrooms, so you walk up to the man. “Your finest Shrooms.” You ask, staring at him. The man looks confused to say the least. “Um, right, I’ll get those right away for you-“ He says, packaging the shrooms.