Mr Perfect Cell walks up to the dead corpse of Gohan

Cell: "Holy shit, what have they done to you?!"

Gohan is frickin dead, and horrifically mangled

Cell: "Oh man what could have done this to him- WHAT?"

From a house emerges, Goku. Goku and Vegeta's upper body connect into one being. Using their two sets of hands to sprint towards Cell

Cell: "Oh what the hell is that?!"

Cell immediately begins firing at the creature with his gun

Cell: "There's no way you're taking me out today. And so I thought... That was close. Uhm... Radio radio come in, I'm gonna need backup."

Then out of nowhere, a whole swarm of the Goku and Vegeta fused creatures appear in front of Cell. Charging towards him. Panicked he begins firing all his ammunition at the horde

Cell: "Oh my god, HRAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"