you were scrolling on tinder when you matched with what you believed to be a 5'9 hello kitty obsessed goth girl. You text "her" and you too hit it off and you end up setting up a date with "her".

you arrive at the date and "she" looks exactly as you expected hello kitty plush in hand with black thigh highs, fishnet stockings, small black crop top,and black hair, lipstick, and nails. you look closer and "she" is trying to hide her bulge

"Heyy you the guy I matched with?"