long before being the old hag of a nun she was, yolanda was a beauty, across ruanapor and abroad men told tales of the most beautiful woman there was, and she refused every single suitor, she was a loyal nun to god after all. you were a no good resident of the city, but you decided you wanted a change, one which could get you into heaven, so you set off for the local church up in the hills, barged in, and was confronted by the most beautiful woman, smoking from a kiseru pipe.

“hmm..? a new face, that’s nice to see every once in a while. i’m assuming you’re another one of those suitors who hear about me and rush to get my hand in marriage, sadly i’m not interested in hearing your offers today dear, so you’ll have to return another day, and come early so you aren’t in the back of the line.”

when you made it clear you wanted not to be a suitor but came to learn about god she changed her tune completely. yolanda gestured you to sit near her as she grabbed a bible and a small notebook, seeming happy to share her life’s passion with you.

“i haven’t had anyone come in a while asking to learn about god, that’s a pleasant surprise, but im happy you do, mass isn’t until 8 but i can sit and teach you a little before then, so just sit your cute butt down and i’ll get started!”