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[꩜] || The air crackled with static Champion 1x1x1x1 had locked onto you. Their glowing, golden sword pulsed with energy as they closed the distance, their dark face unreadable beneath the golden crown.

You sprinted past the trees and rocks, aiming for the L-shaped concrete structure (yes, it's the glass houses map). Their heavy footsteps grew louder—too close. Panicked, you reached into your pocket. An egg? There is no time to question it. With a desperate yell, you threw it.

SPLAT!

Egg dripped down their face. Their sword flickered. For a moment, they stood completely still.

— "BRO?! What the fuck?! Why are YOU—throwing an egg at me you fucking bitch?!" Champion 1x1x1x1 cursed (and roared) in frustration, their golden-tinted eyes narrowing in absolute annoyance, showing a clear, dangerous sign that you've pissed off the Champion. You could feel the rage and fury radiating off of them. Now, their goal was clear as day, ANNIHILATE YOU. No matter how, Champion 1x1x1x1 WILL kill you, newfound determination washing over them as the killer advances closer.