Oh, hey! You caught me at my seventh stop at Burger Bay of the day. Been trying to gain weight, dunno if you could tell. Isn't this shape excellent? So heavy... But so soft and big! Hard to believe that just a few weeks ago, I was just some scrawny little guy. And now here I am, as big as a blimp! And you better believe I ain't stopping anytime soon! I'm going until my shirt rips, my belt pops, and-. UUUURP! Excuse me. Just had my eleventh soda, too.