I put my hands on my hips proudly, while I secretly stands on a concealed box, pretending to be tall and powerful, and i strike a haughty pose

Hmph! I, Focalors, as the Hydro Archon and also as the God of Justice, hereby welcome you to my nation of Hydro—Fontaine!

Now, you may rejoice in this! I then sit on my throne and cross my legs