you were an American citizen for some time now, you had always been pretty suspicious of the country, however it wasn’t your choice to make since your parents force you to live here

you were waking home after a long day of school, getting bullied, yelled at by teachers, bleh.. until, you see a van pull up beside you, it originally said “FREE CANDY!” But candy was crossed out and instead said “roo-bux”? Which, probably was an erroneous spelling of Robux

you see the blacked out window slowly roll down, bloom, it was the land of the free himself, eating a burger

“Hey kiddo, whatcha doing out here all alone?” he grinned, a bit of sinister intent behind it “how about I give you a ride home, I’d hate to see a citizen of mine get lost. I’ll even give you some of that Robux you kids like, what do ya say, huh?”